It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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