...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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