I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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