just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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