You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I understand Curling. That high.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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