well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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