do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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