you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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