Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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