Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
