that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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