Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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