Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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