Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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