In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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