Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
vagina is talking i cant
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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