Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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