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say what?
wanna hang out?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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