Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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