considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Less talking, more tequila
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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