God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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