I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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