oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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