Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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