There is no way he is gay with that hair.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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