I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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