They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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