what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
