Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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