I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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