the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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