and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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