Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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