We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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