Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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