new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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