apparently the secret to your success is patron
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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