I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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