Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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