you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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