Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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