the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she peed on how many people?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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