i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I have aggressive nipples.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
