Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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