I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You need Xanax blowdarts
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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