Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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