moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
