Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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