Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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