We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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